We’re going to Amsterdam!
Okay, lungs, you keep your shit together for one week.
Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]
I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
I worked as a doorman all through grad school. I remember taking Leonardo DiCaprio up to his room, and I was in the elevator with him and, like, seven of his friends. It was around the time of Titanic, and I remember this guy who looked like a kid, even though we were about the same age, he looked like a little boy. I remember thinking how I was three feet away from this guy, and we were worlds apart. To this day, I can’t believe I’m friends with him. He’s infectious. You know when you’re with some of your friends and you just start to act like them? That’s what he’s like. When you’re with him, you find yourself just starting to adopt some of those mannerisms through osmosis. - Bradley Cooper
"If you’re funny, if there’s something that makes you laugh, then every day’s going to be okay."